The woman in the following BBC article will either have thighs like Fattima Whitbread or has spent far too long doing reps with her kegel exercise weights (you may wish to skip that link if you are work) :

South Yorkshire Police have released CCTV images of woman believed to have walked out of an off-licence with a safe under her skirt.

The woman is one of a group of four women and two men who entered the store on Bentley Road, Doncaster, on 10 May.

She went into the shop wearing trousers and left wearing a long skirt and struggling to walk. Police believe the safe was between her legs.

Officers have asked for information on any member of the group.

The woman went into a private backroom area while the other members of the group distracted store assistants.

Cash and jewellery estimated to be worth £20,000 were inside in the safe.

I would imagine her nickname locally is thunder thighs and look forward to the next report if she is caught so we can at least see exactly what safecracking thighs look like.