The very thought of a mouth full of catpiss is enough to turn my stomach but for one man in Los Angeles it possibly saved him from from a worse fate :

“One of my clients was a big guy who moved in with his girlfriend who already had the cat,” Galaxy told AOL Weird News. “He was trying to be understanding of the cat — until it started peeing in his mouth while sleeping.”

Although Galaxy is a cat lover, he concedes the idea of drinking cat urine while snoozing is unpleasant.

“However, the hardest part was getting the guy to calm down,” he said. “I understood why he was upset, but, to me, the real issue was what was coming out of the guy’s mouth that made the cat want to urinate.”

The solution turned out to be a real snoozer: Galaxy recommended the client go through a sleep study and, sure enough, the man had sleep apnea and snored very loudly.

Waking up with a mouth like a litter box every day must have strained relations even more than the pneumatic drill snoring.

As to why the cat was peeing in his mouth – well cats are cats and even if they could talk they sure as hell wouldn’t tell you.