Buried at the bottom of a bizarre story about a car and puppies being stolen at a funeral is this little eye raiser :

A woman’s 4×4 containing her two puppies was stolen while she was at a funeral.

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Other items in the car at the time included riding boots worth £200, a full-length mink coat worth £2,500, a Mulberry handbag worth £550, a Louis Vuitton purse worth £300, bank cards and a pair of glasses worth £560, the spokesman added.

Glasses worth £560!

How fucking much?

I think the loss adjuster will spit his coffee all over the keyboard when that claim arrives at the office.

As an aside, the car in question was a £12k Landrover and with that list of contents the bank cards probably didn’t have a great deal of room left for any nefarious spending.