From the BBC this evening, one for the very strange indeed department :

Cheshire man dies in Pyranha Mouldings factory oven

A 54-year-old man has died after becoming trapped in a hot oven at a canoe factory in Cheshire.
Alan Catterall, from Murdishaw, was cleaning machinery at Pyranha Mouldings in Runcorn. He was discovered in the oven shortly before 0900 GMT on Thursday.

The Health and Safety Executive (HSE) has been informed.

The firm said it was “shocked and saddened at the tragic loss” of Mr Catterall.

It added that it was co-operating with the police and the HSE. Cheshire Police said a criminal investigation was not being carried out and the coroner had been informed.

The North West Ambulance Service (NWAS) said the oven was hot when they arrived and Mr Catterall was found inside it.

Unfortunately for the firm in question, their best selling kayak design now has a somewhat inappropriate name:

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