Freshly grabbed from the Telegraph website, a rather entertaining juxtaposition of stories about two Princes doing rather different things with their respective choppers :

I will now go and look at the story of presidential jewel bruising (lower right in the image) as a headline like that demands investigation.

And it turns out to be Bolivian President Evo Morales kneeing a civil servant in the groin after being fouled during a “friendly” football match :

The foul was committed by Daniel Gustavo Cartagena, a civil servant whose side was led by Luis Revilla Herrero, the mayor of La Paz and a political rival of Morales. Cartegena angered Morales when he kicked him in the shin after the president had made a pass.

Presidential bodyguards were among Morales’ team-mates, but in what could be spun as an admirable display of political transparency, he declined to send a henchman to do his dirty work. Wearing the no. 10 jersey, he approached Cartegena, showed him the offending leg-wound, and delivered a presidential low blow to the zona de los testículos. Morales can be seen among the players arguing with the referee while Cartegena writhes on the ground.

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Wonderful stuff.