From the department of wtf comes this piece from the BBC :

Police have admitted having technical issues after releasing an e-fit of a burglary suspect which looks like a man wearing a lettuce.

Officers released the image after a distraction burglary in which £60 was stolen from an elderly woman in Stockbridge, Hampshire.

But the picture appeared to show the man with a lettuce on his head.

Police said they were waiting for a software upgrade to improve the quality of hair in future e-fits.

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A spokesperson said that “while the hair on this image may not be of the best quality, it takes nothing from the overall clarity of the facial features”.

People put their trust in the system and the software and expect results, which would explain why people might be baffled by the picture

He added: “It would therefore be wrong to withhold the release of the e-fit just based on this technical issue.

And, the image itself does indeed look like a man wearing a lettuce on his head :

Even the Hampshire plod should be able to find him based on that.