Not a post title I expected to write anytime soon but, thanks to Christwire,org, I am now up to date on household pet sexuality and the evil and depraved acts that rabbits perpetuate on poor kitties.

I kid you not :

Something disturbing is happening all across America: children are witnessing the raw sexual conquest of one beast by another in the privacy of their own homes. No, we should not be surprised. Families have been turning their dwelling spaces into veritable Noah’s Arcs for some time now, blind to the larger moral risks of mixing species never meant to cohabitate. Two such creatures no longer playing by the rules of domestication are rabbits and cats. The incidence of rape between these house pets has risen at such an alarming rate that many are asking, “Why?”

More importantly, we should be asking ourselves, “Why now?”

Why now indeed – being christwire, it has to be gay people who are causing all this :

Does this mean that pets who witness human gay sex are more likely to commit rape? The question has not been studied in depth but it is an important one for society to address. If pets are watching their owners’ physical relations and emulating our most hardcore displays, this could lead to a crisis in the animal kingdom. As homosexuality spreads across the boundary from people to pets and now from one species to the next, how far will it go? Is it also a two-way street? Will humans start copying beastly sexual maneuvers (if they haven’t already)? Will our children be affected by seeing such animalistic erotic congress, encouraged to either rape or engage in gay sex on their own? Again, these are important questions and concerned parents should take every precaution to prevent their kids from witnessing such dangerous content in the home and on the internet. Taken altogether, this crisis of rabbit rape is clearly an indication that families need to approach pet choices, particularly those involving cats, with caution and prayer.

That last paragraph is a little weird in the logic department to me. Pets watching gay sex start to rape each other and then christian children watching the pets are encouraged by this to rape and bugger each other too? On that basis, the christian children are also in danger of watching human buggery at the same time as the poor kitties!

Looks to me like that cat has seen its owners at it too and now wants a piece of the rabbit!

Anyway, go have a read at Christwire if you are wanting a cheap laugh – you never know, they may be blaming icebergs on gay people next.

Erm … actually it seems they do :

The Bible’s condemnation of homosexuality is the same as the Bible’s condemnation or murder, idolatry, adultery, kidnapping, lying and robbing. Anyone who stands against such things stand against God’s law and the rules for humanity.

So why today is Greenland shocked as they have defied God and are now paying the price? The citizens of Greenland, in 1996, allowed ‘civil unions’ to take place between a man and a man. God sees this as an abomination and the scents of fecal sins wretches his belly with anger! Contempt! Burning wrath to sear all!

Behold the power of God and what he can do with just a puff of his nostrils, as now even a huge ice glacier has broken off Greenland! Glory be to God!

Homosexual countries always try to act shocked when God unleashes the flames of hell in his wrath, due to their evil acts of backside sins, when in the New Testament God clearly states:
Jude 7 “Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the cities around them, since they in the same way as these indulged in gross immorality and went after strange flesh, are exhibited as an example, in undergoing the punishment of eternal fire.”

Only months ago, we saw God huff is hunger and let it explode when he blew up Mount Eyjafjallajokull in Iceland, and over 1,000 gays drowned as God unleashed fires hotter than hell and made even the land of ice a steaming slush of Armegeddon! Megido!

Now we see even Greenland, the nation of sin that prides itself on pristine beauty, has irked God and made him mad. Today shocked scientists and normal citizens in Greenland alike awoke in fear and panic, as in the distance they could only hear what sounded like trumpets and the sound of a massive flame cannon.

It was none other than the angels mentioned in Revelations, angrily brandishing their fire swords and cutting huge swaths off Greenland, as God prepared to deliver the coup de tat and break off an island in a final display of his wrath and warning to all gays to stop sinning!

I think someone over at Christwire has been sniffing too long on the incense burner.