Just spotted on the BBC News website, it would appear that police are dealing with a zombie outbreak in London :

I hope they catch him soon (and get rid of whichever work-experience mong wrote that headline!)

As an aside, the woman in the upper picture (Carole White – ex-agent to Naomi Campbell) looks like a right old two bagger.

Two Bagger being, of course, Yorkshire terminology for the act of applying two paper bags to soften the countenance of your latest conquest in order to maintain one’s tumescence in circumstances where one of said coverings happens to come adrift during intimate encounters.