A little bit of health advice from our friends at Pravda (not the BBC) which may come in useful with the warmer summer weather depending on your choice of underwear :

Can you get vaginal yeast infection by wearing G-strings?

Now, I can’t say that is something I have ever thought about and, believe me, I have from time to time pondered a lot of strange things but I am sure someone, somewhere has asked that one.

Possibly the young lady on the hefty side who was standing in the queue at the supermarket yesterday with G-String half way up her back for example – not a good look. I could also mention that her back was hairy but that would be a little too much information. If you are having trouble visualising this then  just picture builders bum meets Anne Summers and you wont be too far off.

Anyway, you are probably wanting to know about G-Strings and yeast infections now so the answer is yes and no :

Yes, but this is not the only reason. “Wrong” underwear, regardless of the type, can easily promote growth of Candida fungus that causes the symptoms of aforementioned disease. The problem is not the shape of underwear but the material. If underwear does not dry easily and holds up moisture, it creates a perfect environment for propagation of microorganisms. Forget about praised cotton and cheap synthetics and choose microfiber. Pay attention to the clothes you wear on top of your underwear. Do not wear tights in hot weather and avoid slimming boxers and belts.

So there you have it.

And, just in case you were wondering what to do when a mosquito bites your nether regions they have that too :

What happens if I get a mosquito bite “down there”?

The same thing that happens if you get a bite anywhere else, there is no special treatment for this area. Remember that specific rash that appears as a symptom of an STD or herpes may be confused with an insect bite. If the mark does not disappear for a few days, consult a doctor.

The only thing left now is to think of a suitable occasion at which to impart those little bits of advice!