Following news of Brazils tax funded breast expansion program, we now have the owner of Russia’s largest pair of top bollocks, Irene Ferarri suing a Swiss airline for nork damage after mid air turbulence caused her to slam her lady pillows into the back of the seat in front of her :

Irene Ferrari, the owner of the largest silicon breast in Russia who got the title in a respective competition almost lost her treasure the other day. During a Moscow-Zurich flight the plane experienced some strong turbulence and the model hit the back of the chair in front of her with her breast.

The silicon breast worked like airbags. Doctors said that if it was not them, Irene would be spending some time in a hospital with broken ribs. She only got some bruises and strong pain in her left breast. When in Moscow, the model felt so sick she had to go see a doctor.

Now Irene is going to sue a Swiss airline because she believes that the uncomfortable plane cased her trauma. She said she always flies business class because the distance between the seats is larger and she can fit her breast well. It turned out that on that particular flight business class seat was no different than the economy seat.

She is only after €100,000 as well as a fair amount of much needed PR and has previously sued another airline and plastic surgeon after one of her implants exploded on a flight to LA :

This is not the first time Irene is suing an airline. Last June her silicon breast burst during landing at a Moscow-LA flight. She collapsed on the floor in the airport and was hospitalized.

“I felt something was wrong with my breast. It was sore and shrinking and I realized that my implant was torn. Later it turned out that the implant was defective. It was leaking and during the flight the leakage has increased.”

It looks like it may be dangerous to be the owner of huge breasts. But it is easier to believe that not a very popular model Irene Ferrari is just working for her PR by intentionally getting involved in such “accidents.” Last time she received settlements from the airline and the French surgeon who gave hew defective implants.

I particularly liked the air bag reference in that article and judging by the photo of Ms Ferarri they would definitely seem to be more BMW than Lada!