For a few minutes amusement, you could do worse than head to Listvers for a browse through some (supposedly) genuine GCSE answers. As a taster :

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

Having read through the comments over at Al Jahom’s place on this blog post and been utterly amazed, I would imagine they probably are indeed the genuine article. If you haven’t seen the post in question and the resulting fuckfest of incoherent, mis-spelt CAPS LOCK commentary from people freshly in receipt of their free government laptop I suggest you go read and weep.