Trawling around the internet usually brings a fair share of surprises and the occasional “fuck me sideways” outburst but the following news article from Ghana is beyond description – if only our newspapers were as frank in their reporting :

Another Pastor fondling lady followers’ vagina

A spiritual pastor in Adenta, a suburb of Accra, is in police grips following accusations that he fondled the private parts of his lady followers.

“What he does is that when the victims went for healing, he stripped them naked and covered their faces and asked them to sleep on a mat that he had spread in his consultation room. Then he will ask them to open their thighs, pour some concoction into their private parts and stir with his hands,” Superintendent of police, Stephen Ahiatafor told Joy News.

According to him, the said pastor whose name he will not disclose will ask victims to open their eyes after he brings out mysterious items he purports to have removed from their private parts.

He then attributes the childlessness of his victims to those mysterious items.

The spiritual pastor, police say has been practicing for 15 years.

He must have some well honed fondling techniques to have gone that long without having the police call.