Bella Gerens has a nice piece about US TV stations refusing to air a TV ad for tampons which contains the word vagina :

Many men, however, may naturally be ignorant in this regard, having become accustomed to referring to the birth canal and its associated organs as the pussy, box, snatch, cunt, twat, quim, honey pot, slit, hairy/bearded clam, penis glove, clunge, minge, beaver, cooter, poon, muff, fanny, gash, hole, cooch, camel toe, fuck hole, cock sock and similar.

Covers most of them I think although I don’t see any mention of vertical bacon sandwich, beetles bonnet or trappers hat there.