Always on the look out for amusing newspaper headlines, today we have the Delaware Daily Times contribution :

Bust yields crack

Quite.

Judging by the mugshot of one of the accused, it would need a brave man to have searched in her bust, crack or not :

Judging by the hair and eyes, I think she tried eating the stash while the police were breaking down the door.

Sheena Ayers, 26, of Seaford, was formally charged with, , Trafficking Cocaine (Felony), Possession with Intent to Deliver Narcotics (Felony), Possession with Intent to Deliver a Non-Narcotic (Felony), Maintaining a Dwelling for Keeping a Controlled Substance (Felony), Conspiracy 2nd (Felony), 2 Counts of Possession of Drug Paraphernalia (Misdemeanor), 2 Counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child (Misdemeanor), and Criminal Nuisance (Misdemeanor). Sheena Ayers was arraigned and committed to Sussex Correction Institute in lieu of $40,000 secured bail.

All of which should keep her lawyer in fine suits for a while.