After reading all sorts of depressing UK news, its a breath of fresh air to go back to the wonder that is the Daily Mash :

THE Archbishop of Canterbury has underlined the Church of England’s support for tolerance and diversity with plans for a ‘supergay’ parade float.

Dr Rowan Williams said the Church would take part in this year’s Gay Pride march in London for the first time and is thinking lots of feathers, a pirate theme or maybe even a great big chocolate cottage.

Dr Williams said: “I’ve spoken to Gok and he loves the idea of me in an eye patch with a large pink parrot on my shoulder.

“He said to me ‘Rowan, three words – suede, pantaloons, fabulous’ and I completely agree.”

He added: “Many Anglican men still find homosexuals terrifying but I’ve discovered that once you got to know them they’re just like members of the Women’s Institute, but without the same tiresome obsession with anal sex.”

You just cannot beat the Mash!