From the BBC we have the ex-mayor (pictured below) jailed for two years for breaking into womens homes, rifling through their knicker drawer and then cracking one off (committing a sex act in BBC speak).

I am guessing that many years of tossing furiously over ladies undergarments will give you the authentic Quasimodo look (hunched back, enlarged arm and squinting eye) we see here (use your imagination dammit). Perhaps the Department for Schools,  Children and Families should include a warning about this practice in their new sex education guide.

I am also wondering what he uses in his hair to get it to stand up like that (something about Mary anyone)?